Apparently the folks who want to attract cybergamblers don't realize that women have sensual tastes, so the only hard bodies out there waiting to lure folks to the tables are Anna Nicole and Pamela look-alikes.
Consider these two facts: One: Between 30 and 40 million people gamble on line and estimates are that at least half that number, possible more than half, are women. Two: Sex sells.
One of the most popular soft drink advertising campaigns in recent years featured an force of office women checking the clock then rushing to the back window of their high-rise to gawk and practically swoon at the sight of a well-muscled construction worker remove his shirt during his break. And when a high-profile underwear company wants to reach women (who usually buy briefs for their men), they don’t use Ned Beatty in their ads; they sign on Michael Jordan.
You would think that cybercasino owners would recognize one of the primary rules for attracting commerce and want to at least test the waters of sensuous graphics aimed at this large group of gamblers. This writer couldn’t find a single one.
My journey through the maze of search engines and magically appearing windows in pursuit of sexy casinos for women started with http://www.69adultcasino.com/. Doesn’t the number here make you think about two people, usually one male and one female? Alas ladies, the beautiful ones who populate this site are of your own gender. The second piece of the puzzle seems to be invisible. What’s more, the uninterrupted spate of pop-ups that follow when checking out the “Pic of the Day” splash nothing more than more of the same across your computer screen.
It’s all buns and boobs, T and A, gorgeous skin (lots of it) and sexy nighties.
But wait. There is a place out there that’s supposed to focus on the female gambler and her diverse personality. Excuse me, but apparently the site’s owners don’t know that many women like eye candy because the only hint of masculinity on the pages of http://www.womensvegas.com/ is a tiny head shot of a slightly balding man in a blue shirt and a graphic of a bare-chested male on the face place of a slot machine.
Well, perhaps www.romancecasino.com/ might be the answer. After all, romance books are loaded with steamy erotic scenes. Wouldn’t you expect the same from a romance casino? Guess again. The opening page sports a Roman-centurion-type hunk but beyond that, nothing that even resembles a male.
After hours of wading across the most popular and most remote engines, I came across http://all-man.com/casino/ part of the same Boss Media network that touted womensvegas.com, thinking perhaps this would be the place I was looking for. But no, the site is part of the allman group centered on gay activity. Sigh.
Yes, there are gay casinos, nude casinos, rock and roll casinos, Oriental casinos, Titanic casinos, cowboy casinos, even Kosher casinos, most of them with the forms of exquisite feminine beauties plastered in banner ads, on slot machine faces and at the tables, but alas, no online casinos that appeal to the sensual side of the heterosexual woman.
Perhaps we’re better off. We can concentrate on winning when we gamble and go elsewhere when we want stimulation.
As for women gamblers who want to surf on the sexy side, they might have to take advice from avant-garde diarist and author Anais Nin who said, “How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.'
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